carlovely

the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling. 

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97
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pavel petel is my spirit animal

(link NSFW)

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things that are real: the cum cloth

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tassel twirling

true tallent. i’m jealous!

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i can check “stretching an apadravya to a 2g” off my bucket list. don’t know what it is? google it.

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scarlett johansson’s nudes leak

(apparently she’s getting the FBI involved)

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RE

(buy it here)

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best. gif. ever.

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ok, last one.

by mikey

( SORRY MUM ! )

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flairs - truckers delight

(directed by jérémie perin)

very much NSFW

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hipsterotic