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tried on one of my bikinis for shits and giggles. oh boy. this is what 21 weeks pregnant looks like on me.

sorry about the dirty mirror.

ps- my boobs are pretty huge, but i think that this photo is deceiving - you can’t really see much of them in this shot. what most people are thinking is my tit, is actually just my side. the bottom of my tattoo closest to my armpit is a swirl, witch make it look like the underpart/shadow of my boob…but it’s not. optical illusion! hahaha

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he’s got a huge smile on his face because i was (unknowingly) cupping his junk.

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hashtag mom jeans.

SUP LADIES.

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FACE

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i miss this.

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four months along now. my belly protrudes more than my boobs now. yowzahs!

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look who decided to show up. i’m in that awkward ‘is she full or is she pregnant?’ stage. it’s a baby folks, a baby with a penis.

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we’ve got some exciting news ….

DISCLAIMER: no pregnant women were tattooed for the making of this image ;)

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what? you don’t have a shirt that says ‘wizard sex’ on it? i feel bad for you and your terrible life.

psssst - buy it here

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OH HELLO FRIENDS

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SOON

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GPOYNO

buy it here

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so …

as i was leaving my house today, i bent over to put my keys in my backpack. when i was bending over, my whole ass slipped out of my pants. i looked frantically to see if anyone saw me, and OH NO, there was a car directly behind me. who was driving the car? a nun.

i started my day off today mooning a nun…how can this not be a great day?

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myself, my sister and my childhood best friend with john candy. pretty sweet, eh?

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there’s a painting of me that mel leipzig did in the dec/jan edition of international artist magazine. so cool!