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my husband is creative & my kid is awesome
floats like a feather and stings like pee in your eye
chinese zoo under fire for disguising hairy dog as lion
"I’M LACTATING CHILDREN"
weird things kids asked/said in sex ed class
my favorite new tumblr, bitch sandwich
you come here often?
i laughed way too hard at this.
i don’t think our local paper really thought this one through.
the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling.
happy valentine’s day from me to you!