carlovely
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my favorite new tumblr, bitch sandwich

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you come here often?

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i laughed way too hard at this. 

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i don’t think our local paper really thought this one through.

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celebrate accordingly 

the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling. 

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happy valentine’s day from me to you!

via

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wakka wakka

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the newest episode of bob’s burgers is the most hilarious one yet (in my opinion). 

if you haven’t seen it yet, watch it here.

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(north) ‘MURICUH

MURICUH

by robert arthur

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what? you don’t have a shirt that says ‘wizard sex’ on it? i feel bad for you and your terrible life.

psssst - buy it here