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peanut butter lava cookies YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO A...

Fri, 10 May 2013 21:34:27 -0400

peanut butter lava cookies

YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO A PREGNANT WOMAN, THECAKEBAR.

reason #3228472 i’m excited i’m pregnant.

Wed, 08 May 2013 15:46:31 -0400

reason #3228472 i’m excited i’m pregnant.

How are your tattoos doing with the pregnancy? You always hear horror stories about women who wind up with distorted tattoos after they have kids and I was wondering if its as bad as people say.

Wed, 08 May 2013 13:12:00 -0400

as i’ve grown, my tattoos have grown, specifically the ones on my torso. once i’ve given birth, they’ll more than likely shrink right back to normal. the key is keeping them moisturized (which any pregnant woman should be doing with her belly anyways). honestly, for them to stretch out to where they’d look terrible, i would have to gain a good 100lbs, and i don’t plan on doing that, hahaha.

tried on one of my bikinis for shits and giggles. oh boy. this...

Wed, 08 May 2013 13:01:00 -0400

tried on one of my bikinis for shits and giggles. oh boy. this is what 21 weeks pregnant looks like on me.

sorry about the dirty mirror.

ps- my boobs are pretty huge, but i think that this photo is deceiving - you can’t really see much of them in this shot. what most people are thinking is my tit, is actually just my side. the bottom of my tattoo closest to my armpit is a swirl, witch make it look like the underpart/shadow of my boob…but it’s not. optical illusion! hahaha

9 essential parenting lessons from the teen mom sex tape

Tue, 07 May 2013 14:14:35 -0400

9 essential parenting lessons from the teen mom sex tape

look at this handsome little motherlover! see you in twenty...

Fri, 03 May 2013 23:02:00 -0400

look at this handsome little motherlover! see you in twenty weeks, baby.

today is my last day working as a professional body piercer at an amazing tattoo shop. it’s...

Wed, 01 May 2013 11:54:53 -0400

today is my last day working as a professional body piercer at an amazing tattoo shop. it’s been a wonderful seven years, but the time has come for me to hang up my needles. i’m looking forward to focusing all of my time and energy on having a healthy pregnancy and raising an amazing baby boy. i’m nervous, for sure, this is a big change. it’s been a long time since i’ve been unemployed, i hope eventually i can find something i can do online and/or from home to make some money. speaking of which, if any of you fine folk can think of anything, or hear of any blogging gigs that pay, let me know, i’m open to (just about) anything. it’s definitely a bittersweet feeling, but i know i’m making the right decision. life, man.

you must wake and call me early, call me early, mother dear;...

Wed, 01 May 2013 11:28:46 -0400

you must wake and call me early, call me early, mother dear; tomorrow’ll be the happiest day of all the glad new year.

may day 1907

boom

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 18:44:12 -0400

boom

he’s got a huge smile on his face because i was...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 11:34:07 -0400

he’s got a huge smile on his face because i was (unknowingly) cupping his junk.

post it monsters by john kenn

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 12:09:07 -0400

post it monsters by john kenn

so would (no shame)

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:51:21 -0400

so would (no shame)

mama cass - dream a little dream of me

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:30:20 -0400

mama cass - dream a little dream of me

life tips

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 18:52:00 -0400

life tips

one day we'll find a cure for pregnancy. stay strong.

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 23:48:16 -0400

from empty streets to this within a matter of hours. dang...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 23:45:00 -0400

from empty streets to this within a matter of hours.

dang boston, drink one for me.

Well, fuck the anon hate and congrats on the baby! Anyway, I've been following you pretty much since I started using tumblr and I knew that you were involved with roller derby but I don't know why I never bothered to ask who you skated with. I love derby and hope to start learning and training this summer. Are you going to go back to it after you've had your baby?

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 23:42:04 -0400

thanks a lot. i try not to let silly anons get the best of me, but it gets hard, especially with my hormones as crazy as they are these days. i have to remember they’re obviously dealing with their own issues and have some serious insecurities if they’re cussing out strangers based solely on physical appearance on a social media site. it just gets old very quickly. also, i have a hard time taking anyone who says LMAO seriously.

anyways, i skate with the north country lumber jills. i absolutely plan on heading back to derby after the babes is born. i miss skating so much it’s killing me. i have such a hard time watching my teammates skate, it kills me to be on the sidelines and not out there playing with them.

you come here often?

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 23:32:21 -0400

you come here often?

you're so fat why would you flaunt that lmao lard arse.

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 22:32:00 -0400

really? REALLY? it was funny the first time, but now you guys are looking pretty pathetic.

hashtag mom jeans. SUP LADIES.

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 21:47:00 -0400

hashtag mom jeans.

SUP LADIES.