February 2009
Hiding in the corner behind mikey and ryan ….the bass player ‘has a thing for brunettes in flannel.’
Feb 1st
At the bar. 90’s coverband. Smells like a mix between nailpolish remover/pussy.
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come over!
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January 2009
Listendoes it offend you, yeah? - we are rockstars
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Me: “Idk, people always think I’m older.” Mum: “It’s because you have big boobs.” -supmoses sticks out chest and smiles- i love you mah-tha (saying it like yer mum)
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paul f tompkins i want to r you silly
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“ANYTIME. ANYPLACE. ANYWHERE. Since U Been Gone.”
– kris
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Listenmc hammer - u can’t touch this (via)
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Listensay anything - wow, i can get sexual too (via)
Jan 31st
“i called my kindergarten teacher a douchebag because my older brother told me it...”
– 20something (via realrealsoft)
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the ferry crashed
into the dock at full speed? f’reals?
Jan 30th
“BONGS FOR YOU”
– rrs
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ListenListen
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Funny URLs
I doubt the owners were thinking about their url addresses when they named their companies: Who Represents (http://www.whorepresents.com) Experts Exchange (http://www.expertsexchange.com) Here’s the rest of the list. (joygasm)
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“that dude that’s with your sister look like he got hit in the face with my...”
– mr payne
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“just to ask god the question, “is everyone here make-believe?” with...”
– does this deafening silence mean nothing to no one but me?
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ListenEXHIBIT A: an easy way to get kris to sing
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Oh no oh no oh no oh no. I was out for a smoke and the mormans saw me and now they’re knocking. Hiding in bed.
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you wish you were me right now.
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