February 2009
Hiding in the corner behind mikey and ryan ….the bass player ‘has a thing for brunettes in flannel.’
At the bar. 90’s coverband. Smells like a mix between nailpolish remover/pussy.
come over!
January 2009
does it offend you, yeah? - we are rockstars
Me: “Idk, people always think I’m older.” Mum: “It’s because you have big boobs.” -supmoses sticks out chest and smiles-
i love you mah-tha (saying it like yer mum)
paul f tompkins i want to r you silly
“ANYTIME. ANYPLACE. ANYWHERE. Since U Been Gone.”
– kris
mc hammer - u can’t touch this
(via)
say anything - wow, i can get sexual too
(via)
“i called my kindergarten teacher a douchebag because my older brother told me it...”
– 20something
(via realrealsoft)
the ferry crashed
into the dock at full speed?
f’reals?
“BONGS FOR YOU”
– rrs
Listen
Funny URLs
I doubt the owners were thinking about their url addresses when they named their companies:
Who Represents (http://www.whorepresents.com)
Experts Exchange (http://www.expertsexchange.com)
Here’s the rest of the list.
(joygasm)
“that dude that’s with your sister look like he got hit in the face with my...”
– mr payne
“just to ask god the question, “is everyone here make-believe?”
with...”
– does this deafening silence mean nothing to no one but me?
EXHIBIT A:
an easy way to get kris to sing
Oh no oh no oh no oh no. I was out for a smoke and the mormans saw me and now they’re knocking. Hiding in bed.
you wish you were me right now.
