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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-8-31)
Sep 1st
uhhh…..
Aug 30th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-8-24)
Aug 29th
Aug 29th
huzzah ! she moves !
Aug 29th

ha!!!

Aug 29th
The web-cam-stop-motion-thing
Aug 29th
holy doodle
Aug 29th
OMGZ BEC. “BOO HOO” you say, “This beer is making my hand...
Aug 28th
i just called my college to registrar’s to finish my degree, i’m (probably) going to go...
Aug 28th
i’m legally changing my name in 2010 :D
Aug 28th
Want crabs to sprinkle on your ex’s cheating vagina? ...
Aug 28th
Ryan Adams Publishing Infinity Blues Book
Aug 28th
adriennes: My office mouse drifts on the screen from time to...
Aug 28th
(via: beverlyhasablog:1000lolz:hoeken)
Aug 28th
(via: optimistclub:suyhnc)
Aug 28th
‘ol dirty cupcake (via ModBlog )
Aug 28th
Aug 28th
Aug 28th
meeehhh, ya seeeeeyyyyy (via tmblg)
Aug 27th
“….but he didn’t die from an airplane plowing...”
— bec regarding my...
Aug 27th
Gratuitous Self Portrait Wednesday (i’m a first-timer)
Aug 27th

"pulling a jesus"

mandy: i totally just saw a baby chicken pull a jesus!!!!
me: it walked on water?
mandy: no, we thought it was dead for a good half hour & then it resurrected itself.
me: meh, text me when it dies for my sins.
Aug 27th

ryan

if you know my boss, next time you see him, give him a big hug (or beej) for me. he just made my...
Aug 27th
i’m aloud to laugh at this, my grandpa died from...
Aug 27th
(via theduty)
Aug 27th
andrewwww, i smell a new hair doooooo!
Aug 27th
deleteyourself: Down By The Hipster just posted about this...
Aug 27th
what i learned from yearbook yourself: i look awesome with...
Aug 27th
Alfred E Misfit tee (via Boing Boing)
Aug 27th
Mona Lisa remixed by famous modern artists (via Boing Boing)
Aug 27th
ahem… (via www.swiss-miss.com)
Aug 27th
is it too soon for me to be stoked on halloween?...
Aug 27th
Older book collage. (via MistaObseen)
Aug 27th
Let’s play a game of “guess what color pantsuit Hillary will...
Aug 27th
can you see me??? i’m waving!!
Aug 27th
“There are two kinds of people I don’t trust: people who...”
— Chelsea Handler (via simko)
Aug 27th
Everybody’s doing it: Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor try their...
Aug 26th
favs right now :D
Aug 26th
Aug 26th
Aug 26th
my baby
Aug 26th
Yikes!
Aug 26th
(via: thedailywhat)
Aug 26th

When Life Imitates The Office, Everybody...

“Remember when Michael Scott said he was opening Mike’s Cereal Shack, a restaurant that...
Aug 26th
(via eatsleepdraw)
Aug 26th
Tuff Shit
Aug 26th
i love my desktop :D
Aug 26th
http://www.wherearethedogshumping.com/ (via:...
Aug 26th
(1000lolz:theduty) ultimate bros. (via SEXY...
Aug 26th
“Everyone on Blogspot needs to come over to Tumblr. I’m tired...”
— (via spillyourhead)
Aug 25th
how you doin’? source
Aug 25th

dear paris and nicole

mollydorrough: thanks for being friends again simple life season 5 niceeeeeeeee
Aug 25th
Listen Listen
ssdc - girlfriend application
Aug 25th
Annals Of Unfortunate Campaign Swag (via...
Aug 25th
Diem Chau : “Boy and Girl” (via yourmonkeycalled)
Aug 25th
Listen Listen
3oh!3 - Don’t Trust Me (via riotrepublic ) don’t trust a ho, never trust a ho, don’t...
Aug 25th
PhotoshopDisasters
Aug 25th
“I should try that, i guess i’m sortof running out of time to...”
— my mother ( age 48) (via...
Aug 25th
literally speechless. DROOLZ (via limesnotlemons)
Aug 24th
A man who threw a message in a bottle into...
Aug 24th
ModBlog
Aug 24th

welll

mollydorrough: so when in doubt .. watch the new season of The Hills online ! this, molly,...
Aug 24th
didn’t he get charged with murder? onandon: Oh yeah,...
Aug 24th
me: i’m telling everone i won these mikey: what for?...
Aug 24th
Knight In Satan’s Service (via amputrex)
Aug 24th
aja: Griffin and Hoxie Bobby Neel Adams’ Age-Maps are two...
Aug 24th
planettampon: Ugly last.fm got you down? Got Greasemonkey?...
Aug 24th
this is what happens when you let jayce use your laptop at...
Aug 23rd
ya seeeey (via carlovely)
Aug 23rd
jayce wins.
Aug 23rd
omg, totally….make you fall in love with me
Aug 23rd
“drinking stella by yourself” is the new...
Aug 23rd
Listen Listen
laughriot: Paul Simon - You Can Call Me All
Aug 23rd
becalicious: SO I CAN…. SO I CAN… (Keep track of the visions...
Aug 22nd

today is one of those days

when i get the hiccups, they last all day
Aug 22nd

why does my spell check want to...

the internet is really boring right now. pick up the slack tumblr.
Aug 22nd
(via captainobvious)
Aug 22nd

If you've ever worn a button-down shirt...

(via kiamatthews) this applies to kanji, tribal, and dragons too.
Aug 22nd

only my friends.

j: ____ & _____ are totally offish.
me: is everything ok? what's wrong?
j: it was an abbrev for official....
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ya, they're totally offish.
Aug 22nd
Aug 22nd

tonight

come get drunk at my house. after 10. byob YAY
Aug 22nd
“sometimes cognac spills on the floor…..”
— …tomorrow night at MY...
Aug 22nd
i was thinking that allll day. BLEEEECH. ...
Aug 22nd
wait a second……(too soon?) ...
Aug 22nd
geddy mcshane (via carlovely)
Aug 21st
get up (via carlovely)
Aug 21st
oh ryan, don’t look so glum……at least...
Aug 21st
i have the best layout, EVUUURRR
Aug 21st
soupsoup: aprilini: Michael Phelps Returns To His Tank At...
Aug 21st
hannahcooper: “Each column represents a genre and larger...
Aug 21st
Aug 21st
gold retainer necklace
Aug 21st
New York City is testing a small batch of LED streetlights...
Aug 21st
swissmiss: empire poster quiz
Aug 21st
Vintage Novelty Pistol Gun Hairdryer (Like Cool)
Aug 21st
i wasn’t kidding…. lifeisapigsty: Just got...
Aug 21st
my bangs are finally starting to grow out. i need a haircut.
Aug 21st
mikey told me i was crazy to want docs…psssh! ...
Aug 21st
cameronr: Standing Tall | Dlisted 24-year-old Angel...
Aug 21st
catbird: via www.rebel8.com
Aug 21st
that’s a tough one….
Aug 20th
Remember the Georgia Bigfoot? Yeah, it was a...
Aug 20th
hipster or gay?
Aug 20th
johnnyfive: Really, Amy? REALLY?
Aug 20th
36 Font Resources You Should Have in Your...
Aug 20th
so stoked on sirius! drive’s to toronto will be so...
Aug 20th
andrew’s really-really goth.
Aug 20th
LikeCOOL
Aug 20th
tea shirt LikeCOOL
Aug 20th
Palm Treo 850 or the Palm Treo Pro? - Gadgetell
Aug 20th
hi syd!
Aug 20th
my youngest niece is so cuuuuuute
Aug 20th
in canada, whole milk is called homo (homogenized) milk. my...
Aug 19th
on fuse right now.
Aug 19th
The Woman Who Has 200 Orgasms Every Day
Aug 19th
frangry: New Dita Von Teese collection for Wonderbra. She’s...
Aug 19th
Free The Mux: Music mix sharing site Muxtape is sorting...
Aug 19th
BRAAAINNNSS!! (Nurses posts brain surgery...
Aug 19th
Aug 19th
i need the 18th off.
Aug 19th
& super duper cute helloadam: i am so tough!
Aug 19th

stupid thing that pisses me off

people don’t know how to reblog.
Aug 19th
BINGO. eatsleepdraw
Aug 19th
Warch Watch
REEEEEMIX (becalicious)
Aug 19th
“bec, if you can hear me, come over for some BEER. thnx.”
— (via becalicious) FIXED :D
Aug 18th
becalicious: Coffee and cigarettes is homage to the ritual...
Aug 18th
theoriginaljoefisher: hey okay
Aug 18th
Warch Watch
ashlovely: Hipster Olympics!
Aug 18th
…killa bees, we on the swarm optimistclub: at moth
Aug 18th
Type your answer to the questions into flickr search -Using...
Aug 18th
Aug 18th
Warch Watch
James Franco for Gucci
Aug 18th
that’s muh GRRRL! who’s blogging?? who issss...
Aug 18th
Listen Listen
totally michael - casual satisfaction DAMN GIRL! you make my dick erect, my dick erect OOH BOY!...
Aug 18th
bauldoff: The Sophisticated Side Ponytail music video from...
Aug 18th
Welcome back Ryan Adams, now please go away.
Aug 18th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-8-17)
Aug 18th
Aug 18th
Aug 18th
the pub
Aug 18th
went swimming tonight.
Aug 18th
Aug 18th
“Be true to your school. (just like you would to your girl...”
— Brian Wilson (via...
Aug 18th
soupsoup: somethingchanged: Accessories for office...
Aug 18th
since i’m getting all family on you, my younger...
Aug 17th
i got an email this morning from my grandpa. he & my...
Aug 17th
bauldoff: Style Rookie is the highly amusing blog of Tavi,...
Aug 17th
tragically comic
Aug 17th

R.I.P. RESOVAN: 2006-2008

becalicious: goodbye lovely van… it’s time to move on… you were an amazing vehicle, home, pub, and...
Aug 16th
i’m sad i took my plugs out :( i had them up to 7/8ths of an inch, and within 3 months, they...
Aug 16th
“yeah i fucking hate long island…i hated it...
Aug 16th
little miss megan’s law loves prom night dumpster...
Aug 16th

that's what she said.

j: go bi or go home
me: HAHAHAHAHA
j: *big
Aug 16th
me: uh-oh, tornado watch for NYC!
andrew: there was yesterday too...it's all bullshit! put that on your tumblr biiiitch.
me: what's with all the hostility stortz? sad you didn't find bigfoot?
andrew: yes, that's actually it. i've been searching daily, for years....take one day off, and someone else finds bigfoot. uggggggh.
Aug 15th
becalicious: oops.  wardrobe malfunction. onlaine:...
Aug 15th
paulscheer: BIG FOOT FOUND! AWESOME?
Aug 15th
Listen Listen
hrrrthrrr: [ you don’t know me….ben folds feat. regina spektor ]
Aug 15th
i watched intervention all day yesterday at work. meth head...
Aug 15th
a big ol’ CONGRATS to jonic for getting a job! WOOT WOOT!
Aug 15th
Johnson & Johnson Introduces 'Nothing But...
Aug 15th
go to bed jonic. jonic: This is an image you can look at...
Aug 15th
ramen head! adriennes: So I just finished cleaning up my...
Aug 14th
moi (via carlovely)
Aug 14th
7 Things That Seem Like a Good Idea at First...
Aug 14th

dear carly:

kristyagogo: RUMOR #634: Billy Bob Thornton to Play Freddy Krueger? Posted: August 11, 2008 @...
Aug 14th
i have one of those headaches where your eyeballs hurt.
Aug 13th
Toastabags grill cheese sandwiches in your toaster with...
Aug 13th
According to reports, Billy Bob Thornton has been cast as...
Aug 13th
Sandy Allen, the tallest woman in the word at 7 feet 7...
Aug 13th
tumblr meetup (on my bed!) (via carlovely)
Aug 13th
prettyboys: Olympic Edition: Golden boys
Aug 13th
pop17: Rick Astley 007
Aug 13th
“Players for the Spanish men’s and women’s basketball...
Aug 13th
(via patrickmoberg)
Aug 13th

can someone please tell me...

becalicious: why the olympic gymnasts are still wearing SCRUNCHIES? won’t regular ponytail holders...
Aug 13th
Warch Watch
onandon: An Olympic sport I’d watch.
Aug 13th
i automatically like anyone with the same birthday as me. ...
Aug 12th
Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
Aug 12th
woman hits bicyclist, dances around naked,...
Aug 12th
(via eatsleepdraw)
Aug 12th
::TUMBLR MOSAIC VIEWER::
Aug 12th
saintstigersloversart: A ridiculously wonderful piece from...
Aug 12th
bullshit: I’m having a real hard time finding my local...
Aug 12th
cock purse? jealousssss! (katyperryblog)
Aug 12th
Warch Watch
(thillythenny:jgh) puppet kanye!
Aug 12th
Video shows Burger King employee bathing in...
Aug 12th
Warch Watch
an oldie, but a goodie. helloadam: Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy (via copstack)
Aug 12th
sarazucker: AN INVISIBILITY CLOAK? HOLY CRAP, ONE STEP CLOSER TO BECOMING HARRY POTTER.
Aug 12th
tattoos in the olympics
Aug 12th
Warch Watch
mr. roger’s goodbye. soupsoup: If this doesn’t make you well up then you have no soul.
Aug 12th
hahahahahahaa
Aug 12th
e: i have tonnes & tonnes of labia
m: well i have a pouch, so join the club
Aug 11th
saw this on rollcall. follow worthy. soupsoup: My new...
Aug 11th
“….don’t blog that.”
— bec
Aug 11th
me likey !
Aug 11th

there are seven beers in my fridge that...

but i need some help.
Aug 11th
hrrrthrrr: oh my gosh! you have got to check out andrea...
Aug 11th
C'mon China, even the Fireworks were Fake?
Aug 11th
modblog
Aug 11th
“After more than two decades on the books, a little-known yet...”
— Well file that under things I...
Aug 11th
mikey (via carlovely)
Aug 11th
bec (via carlovely)
Aug 11th
http://lifeisapigsty.tumblr.com/
Aug 10th
synchronized diving blows my mind.
Aug 10th

styling: carlovely

sara wins. sarazucker: my favorite tumblr body artist, carl[ovel]y, finally asked me to style...
Aug 10th
it’s totally nuts outside right now.
Aug 10th
i could go for some edamame right about now.
Aug 10th
dear erin…..everything will be just fine. (i promise) ...
Aug 10th
i got to watch andrew’s hardcore band last night....
Aug 10th
welcome to the north country. i’m actually not...
Aug 10th
17thsuitcase: time for change
Aug 10th
Two in Hell's Kitchen bring dead man on trip...
Aug 10th
wait, so this guy’s hair is always like that? it...
Aug 10th
rocketboom: Fishy?
Aug 10th
two wicked awesome friends. mollyroo !
Aug 10th
FFFFOUND!
Aug 9th
i feel like hell today. some sort of flu bug i’m guessing. i’m dizzy, nauseous, and all...
Aug 9th
i bought a point & shoot yesterday, so easy. i love it.
Aug 9th
planettampon: niki: WHAT IF SOMEBODY TRIES TO “R” ME IN...
Aug 9th
Bernie Mac dead at 50
Aug 9th
http://www.freerice.com/
Aug 9th
well, at least i’m working all weekend.
Aug 9th
Listen Listen
sarazucker: the bird & the bee - how deep is your love
Aug 9th
mikey gave me an elbow to the face for our...
Aug 8th
hahah, yup. happy one year of marriage my buster <333 ...
Aug 8th
Now for sale on eBay, lifelike (deathlike?) latex replicas...
Aug 7th
Aug 7th

fewf.

that was quicker than i expected.
Aug 7th
(sexartandpolitics:alohanico) There’s a new exhibit at...
Aug 7th

best birthday ever?

kristyagogo: happy birthday andrew!!! i hope morrissey gives you at least 4 blowjobs today.
Aug 7th
Warch Watch
let’s talk nostalga.
Aug 7th
g’mornin’ (err afternoon?) blog!
Aug 7th
“I’d give anything to fill myself out completely, leaving no...”
— What Would Don Draper Do? (via...
Aug 7th
how brief are we talking?
Aug 7th
i’ll bring the syrup. ...
Aug 7th
happy birthday to one of my favorite people ever. andrew, you’re loved.
Aug 7th

Artie Lange had checked himself into...

Well, it’s true. Lange’s publicist has confirmed today that he has checked himself into...
Aug 7th
Warch Watch
just incase you haven’t seen it yet… helloadam: Paris Hilton’s ad in reponse to John...
Aug 7th
“Ugh.. I don’t like it..It looks like unicorn...
Aug 7th
and/or photographer. aja: frank chimero
Aug 6th
obamaporn: Thanks, Kyle!
Aug 6th
For the first time ever, Denny’s has...
Aug 6th
sarazucker: did you ever wish that you could get free...
Aug 6th
beccaginns: TA-DA! hehe, i lol’d :D
Aug 6th
I Am Rich
Aug 6th
amwelles: swissmiss: message of the day
Aug 6th
Old Money by Yoko Devereaux
Aug 6th
(via allgrownsup)
Aug 6th
it was between the torch & the club.
Aug 6th
garry, this is gay. really, really gay.
Aug 5th
WANT !
Aug 5th
“your husband is in hello control??? you must be loaded!!!!!”
— a customer at the tattoo shop...
Aug 5th
“i want to have a good body, but not as much as i want...”
— jason love. (via edatrix) ...
Aug 5th
Did you beat me up Friday night? “I can live with the...
Aug 5th
what a good idea! i wish i would have seen this before i...
Aug 5th
szymon: It’s not bad… just evil.
Aug 5th
McDonald’s is weighing whether to yank the popular double cheeseburger from its Dollar Menu...
Aug 5th
Aug 5th
(via brosstumble , onemoretimewithfeeling , craytonc)
Aug 5th
any other stern fans out there?
Aug 5th
this is why mirnanda is my new favorite blogger. ...
Aug 4th
mirnanda: Plush bike!!
Aug 4th
(catladies)
Aug 4th
Huge wheat-pastes of displaced residents of a...
Aug 4th
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: E-mail Addresses It Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the...
Aug 4th
Canada Bus Killer Ate Victim's Flesh
Aug 4th
today i’m really loving my husband…i guess...
Aug 4th
lifeisapigsty: Emptees - Tees - “Lightning Bugs: Hello...
Aug 4th

Dental plan

Lisa needs braces. (via extrafirmhold)
Aug 4th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-8-3)
Aug 4th
i need this, i need this more than you know….but 160...
Aug 4th
“I’m gonna say no but the answer is yes.”
— Seth Rogen, trying to answer...
Aug 3rd
evanwalsh: dannygarcia: Breach (via Dstrukt)
Aug 3rd
Aug 3rd
“I hated the gooks. I will hate them as long as I live.”
— John McCain, The Republican...
Aug 3rd
VAGINAS ! there’s a video that goes with this...
Aug 3rd
eatsleepdraw: Abe Lincoln riding the Montauk Monster.
Aug 3rd
bec’s computer makes me look awesome.
Aug 3rd
i love bec (more pics to come!)
Aug 3rd
becalicious: aww, man…  it IS time for a new ad campaign. ...
Aug 3rd
i’m coming! [that’s what she said] ...
Aug 3rd
eatsleepdraw: Paul McCartney Having Gay Sex With John Lennon
Aug 2nd
personal cotton candy maker that lets you make cotton candy...
Aug 2nd
Black tissues from Japan. (amyyy:jstn)
Aug 1st
World’s First Sandcastle Hotel on Weymouth Beach at Dorset,...
Aug 1st

thirsty thursdays !

let’s hear it for getting drunk at the bars for seven dollars! last night was ridiculously...
Aug 1st