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RYAN?!?!? is that you??????? (via:extrafirmhold)
Dec 2nd
“is mickey mouse asian?”
— alexis gosslin
Dec 2nd
“The government wants to cut down on unplanned pregnancy and...”
— overheard everywhere (via...
Dec 2nd

HEY!

Albonics: todd’s running late. He still has abot 20 min left. (her phone doesn’t work...
Dec 2nd
How to Get Rid of Black Circles Under Your...
Dec 2nd

you may have noticed

my mum always told me: “makeup is for ugly girls” i rarely wear makeup…and when i...
Dec 2nd
be tee dubs: this is the longest my hair has ever been.
Dec 2nd
i did my hair today, i know, crazy.
Dec 2nd
my sister kristi & i at ruben’s in montreal this...
Dec 2nd
Dec 2nd
(via:hoarr) EL OH EL
Dec 2nd
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the maine - time to go (via:hunsonisgroovy)
Dec 2nd
christmas is coming ::HINT HINT::
Dec 1st
The world’s ‘oldest’ stash of cannabis has...
Dec 1st
Dec 1st

The newest ad placement: Math tests

A California high school is like most public schools, trapped by budget cuts. One math teacher, Tom...
Dec 1st
Hiptards Ruin Everything: Bacon! Is it the...
Dec 1st
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the bird & the bee - fucking boyfriend
Dec 1st
i wasn’t kidding. i’m thirsty. apparently, i...
Dec 1st

work's slow

IM me s/n : carlovely
Dec 1st
“the black dude and dexter get married”
— ryan, who’s just started...
Dec 1st
more “hear you sing” screen caps via r.hay
Dec 1st
andrew’s face in this scene cracks me up every time. ...
Dec 1st
i just re-watched the last 6 min of six feet under….best ending to a series, EVER.
Dec 1st
how did i miss this post? we need to do snpd again soon! ...
Dec 1st
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3OH!3 - chokechain
Dec 1st
Warch Watch
giraffes !
Dec 1st
Warch Watch
eat cocaine off america’s gravestone. (via:albonics)
Dec 1st
“you look like a cave woman…….(i start strutting...”
— andrew
Dec 1st
toddsblogofwonder: Mr. lifeisapigsty may i go to the...
Dec 1st
(via ccake)
Dec 1st
starting today: a picture a day for every day left in 2k8. ...
Dec 1st
Warch Watch
Dec 1st
Coffee Cup Inspired Power Inverter Sits Perfectly In Your...
Dec 1st
Dec 1st
This is actually the story behind it: IN 1990, Peter Howe...
Dec 1st
(via bebelestrange)
Dec 1st
UHM, FUCK YEAH. see you there, we the kings.
Dec 1st
my work ! (via: [a snowed in] mollyd)
Dec 1st

So...

mollyd: toddsblogofwonder: this is what happens when I’m bored at work……. I now have a blog. let...
Dec 1st
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alphabet ice (via:LikeCOOL)
Dec 1st
Russian Rock Souvenirs (via:LikeCOOL)
Dec 1st
Remote Controlled Black Widow Spider (via Gizmodo...
Dec 1st
An XBox 360 Funeral :( 
Dec 1st
Two gay penguins at Polar Land in Harbin, China have been...
Dec 1st
10pm MTV tonight !!!
Dec 1st
weeeeeeeeeeeird.
Nov 30th
i keep talking to mikey and forgetting that he’s...
Nov 30th
if i don’t get to go, i’m going to s a brick. ...
Nov 30th
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forever the sickest kids - hey brittany
Nov 30th
(via bebelestrange)
Nov 30th
(via:poortaste)
Nov 30th
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thewilliambeckett: SATURDAY NIGHT MUSIC CLUB #6 Weezer - Across The Sea Pinkerton might be my...
Nov 30th
Nov 30th
holy shit. no srsly. am i gay? i think i’m gay....
Nov 30th
“i’d hate to wake up and be reincarnated as your...”
— ryan to milo
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
ahomeboyslife
Nov 29th
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weezer - el scorcho
Nov 29th
(via:wolfehpants & randominternet)
Nov 28th
Religious Teachings on Sex Infographic
Nov 28th
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crimson and clover - tommy james and the shondells fantastic song. thanks erica for posting this! ...
Nov 28th

and now you know.

Marv, the creepy taller burglar from Home Alone (1990), was the narrator for all the Wonder Years...
Nov 28th
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the academy is… - about a girl
Nov 28th
(via nechamaelle)
Nov 28th
WTF is TUMBLR?
Nov 28th
maggieerlandson: Designed to have a drumstick on one end,...
Nov 28th
(via lolmart.com & awesome-everyday)
Nov 28th
abbott jayce
Nov 28th
Warch Watch
(iammattjordan:blissed)
Nov 27th
(via iammattjordan)
Nov 27th
“YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE FRED, SO WE PUT A BAND IN YOUR...”
— matt! TAKINGBACKFREDY
Nov 27th
Nov 27th

rick rolled LIVE!

no one is safe
Nov 27th
- The 7 Most Annoying People At Thanksgiving Dinner - 10...
Nov 27th
semi naked day !
Nov 27th
(via allisonweiss)
Nov 27th
yeah, that’s twilight’s kristen stewart smoking...
Nov 27th

the aftermath of a good weekend

my voice sounds like a 90 year old man who has been smoking for 80 of those years.
Nov 27th
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artist vs poet - runaway
Nov 26th
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young & divine - bonus track
Nov 26th
this is for andrew
Nov 26th
(via supersonicelectronic)
Nov 26th
srsly. this dick…i mean deck…if cards is legit.
Nov 26th
GPOYW the “check out this dude’s t-shirt boner...
Nov 26th
Ramen Pizza (via Neatorama)
Nov 26th
15 of the Most Amazing Mazes and Labyrinths (via:WebEcoist)
Nov 26th
christmas is coming…..HINT HINT (via:LikeCOOL)
Nov 26th
New Cop Car Designed For Cops, By Cops (via Geekologie )
Nov 26th
hellocontrol: Filming our new video!!!
Nov 26th

paris hilton's BFF

i wish corrie would get that goddamn mole on her chin removed MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY
Nov 26th
Online first dates lead to sex
Nov 26th
Phantom Planet has broken up
Nov 26th
christinahaberkern: ATTENTION PA Tumblrs Hello PA...
Nov 26th
my buddies (via lifeisapigsty)
Nov 26th
Listen Listen
hit the lights - count it
Nov 25th
Listen Listen
sarazucker: superdrag - sucked out
Nov 25th
thanks to a fabulous weekend or booze, music and boys, i have no voice.
Nov 25th
Nov 25th
hello control shot a video fo their new single ‘hear...
Nov 25th
my handsome hubby at the hello control video shoot sunday ...
Nov 25th
it just a stripper…whatev. (via lifeisapigsty)
Nov 25th
(via lifeisapigsty)
Nov 25th
diet coke traitor (via lifeisapigsty)
Nov 25th
“it was kind of like the first time i saw two girls one cup....”
— jayce
Nov 25th
Warch Watch
listen to this !
Nov 24th
cute rock
Nov 24th
Nov 24th
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forever the sickest kids - she’s a lady
Nov 24th
thank you to everyone that made my birthday a super duper time!
Nov 24th
Warch Watch
srsly kids. SRSLY. UNF ! mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Nov 24th

Rapid-Fire Rumor: Some Random Gossip You...

- Megan Fox is crazy. - Britney Spears is feisty. - Amy Winehouse is single. - Spencer and...
Nov 24th
dear ryan, WAH. love, me.
Nov 24th
“i feel like we’re in a painting”
— z
Nov 23rd
Nov 23rd
last night = best night ever. today = my 25th birthday. ...
Nov 23rd
Nov 23rd
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Lady Gaga - Poker Face (via:beverlyhasablog)
Nov 22nd
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young & divine - strangers by day listen to this band. it’s worth it. mikey got me the...
Nov 22nd
hello waste case  :/
Nov 22nd
Nov 22nd
“vodka kinda’ tastes like permanent marker”
— HA!
Nov 22nd
Nov 22nd
“your presence is present enough”
— lovurrr girl (via mandalina)
Nov 22nd
“this is going to be so much more funny now that i’m...”
— homework, ha! [happy...
Nov 22nd
martinsays: needed a change of pace and some fresh air so i flew to vancouver, bc for a few days. i...
Nov 22nd
shebs: Your Daily Tracy - surprisingly stable-looking...
Nov 22nd
(via aja)
Nov 22nd
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(via:iammattjordan) The Notorious B.I.G. - Big Poppa
Nov 22nd
Nov 22nd
space ghost has lots of pent up anger.
Nov 21st
my dock looks yummy enough to nom nom nom
Nov 21st
(via:neverevernever) my kinda guy
Nov 21st
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Forgot About Dre - DJ Morsy Remix (via:shebs) someone send me the original, ASAP. this...
Nov 21st
A 19-year-old Florida teen’s suicide death broadcast...
Nov 21st
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boymeetslove: Say Anything - Alive With The Glory Of Love
Nov 21st
YEEEEEEEEES! mikey just txted me with the best...
Nov 21st
“welcome back jerky jerk face.”
— Micheal Scott
Nov 21st
my birthday party is tomorrow night!
Nov 21st
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new found glory - stay  (lisa lobe cover)
Nov 21st

via txt

mum: how do you do the smiles?
me: it's just a parentheses and a colon....
mum: well, you can just show me next weekend, on my new BLACKBERRY xo
Nov 21st
lifeisapigsty: Call me Sherlock Holmes!
Nov 21st
lifeisapigsty: Although the gender analyzer said that this...
Nov 21st
Nov 21st
via bestweekever.tv
Nov 21st
Several Verizon Wireless employees stumbled upon the...
Nov 21st
nerd alert!
Nov 21st
Nov 21st
just sayin’
Nov 21st
I’m at the theater. It’s packed. I’m so excited I feel twelve years old....
Nov 21st

let's talk about the office spoilers..

don’t fucking do it, i’m at work for another hour.
Nov 21st
Nov 21st
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we the kings - check yes juliet
Nov 21st
NAKED LADY ! (thanks to you, lickystickypicky, i now...
Nov 21st
i keep telling my boys at work to “say something funny” just so i can use this link.
Nov 21st
Nov 21st
RockstarDesigners.com
Nov 20th
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hello control - hear you sing (THIS IS MY ROOOOOOOOOOOOM) listen to hello control, and download...
Nov 20th
royal willie part 2
Nov 20th
http://allthiscanbeyours.tumblr.com/
Nov 20th
Prince William’s Penis!
Nov 20th
Lego Salt Pepper Shaker
Nov 20th
Nov 20th
The “Brief Safe” is an innovative diversion safe...
Nov 20th
[insert nuts joke here]
Nov 20th
not difficult.
Nov 20th
new fav tumblr
Nov 20th
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Nov 20th
im fucking FREEEEEEEEEEEZING
Nov 20th
Kat Dennings Has A BLOG.
Nov 20th
adam lazzara, yes please !
Nov 20th
Nov 20th
no srsly, she had a sweet haircut…well, all three of...
Nov 20th
yeah, my sister was pretty fresh as a youngster.
Nov 20th
foo fighters? top chef? almost better than huey lewis on the office…..almost
Nov 20th
Nov 20th
on the radar again, woo! thanks tumblr!
Nov 20th
it’s been like 70 years since i’ve listened to...
Nov 20th
First official promo poster for the fifth season of Lost. ...
Nov 20th

satruday's show...

…there is gonna be six bands, its $6 and it starts at 6pm. but its in a chuch. thanks to...
Nov 19th
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morrissey - america is not the world
Nov 19th

full of inside jokes.

me: love you too mumma, and your spectacular txting skills
mum: just wait!!! (she's getting a blackberry soon)
me: ahhahahaha. oh yes. You're gunna' love the full keyboard. totally awesome, or as i would say, totes jawesome.
mum: true dat!!
me: no lie!!
mum: that's what she told me!
me: HAHAHAHAHA. i'm blogging this convo, FYI. love you mum, you're a carlovely.com star.
mum: it's about time i become famous, peace out!! XO
Nov 19th
GPOYW the ‘picking a winner’ edition
Nov 19th
Inflatable Fruitcake — ‘Same taste, less...
Nov 19th
Let me google that for you
Nov 19th
(via likecool)
Nov 19th
(via likecool)
Nov 19th
This LEGO safe is made out of modular plastic blocks called...
Nov 19th
ʇı ǝsɹǝʌǝɹ puɐ ʇı dılɟ
Nov 19th
i’m the big sister :D and OMG dad with hair!...
Nov 19th
that’s me at 18 months. so what if i look EXACTLY the...
Nov 19th
my little red headed sisters (circa: 1991)
Nov 19th
speaking of red heads, my sister is concerned for her...
Nov 19th
American Vampire League
Nov 19th
The Gameboy Portrait. For when you want people to remember...
Nov 18th
27 popular websites that became books
Nov 18th
i’ve had a headache on and off for about two weeks now...
Nov 18th
Nov 18th
Warch Watch
zune, you’re a piece of shit. (and you just made me throw up in my mouth a little bit) ...
Nov 18th
Nov 18th
Nov 18th
bropourri air freshenner
Nov 18th
you better believe it!
Nov 18th
Listen Listen
say anything - wow, i can get sexual too
Nov 18th
Best of Flickr's Fashion Photography
Nov 18th
Warch Watch
is hipster a dirty word?
Nov 18th
Nov 18th

my new band.

hoof arted & the it wasn’t mes.
Nov 18th
mike wasn’t kidding. shit’s legit.
Nov 18th
This guy’s portfolio is ridiculous....
Nov 18th
Word. (via:iammattjordan)
Nov 18th
If TV Shows Had Truthful Titles (via:holytaco)
Nov 18th
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Nov 18th

cuz like, dart is art, with a d!

every monday night the bar beside out tattoo shop hosts dart night. todd & i decided we’re...
Nov 18th
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jimmy eat world - a praise chorus
Nov 17th
how to make a customs agent laugh (via:scout)
Nov 17th
me: i have the hugest crush on _________
kristyagogo: hahahaah ahhhh i do too!! tumblrcrush!
Nov 17th
Nov 17th
dear peta, you’re fucking nuts. love, carly, the...
Nov 17th
coming soon to throwboy
Nov 17th
Nov 17th
“How about they make gay marriage legal but the gifts don’t...”
— Howard Stern (via soupsoup)
Nov 17th

one more week

till i’m halfway to fifty.
Nov 17th

december 1st

by midnight. worth 100% of your grade.
Nov 16th
Obama’s new presidential limo (via DVICE)
Nov 16th
Listen Listen
The Cab - Bounce Get some energy into your sunday morning. (via:iammattjordan)
Nov 16th
click to view larger
Nov 16th
(via:STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE)
Nov 16th
Lindsay Lohan was pelted with flour at a paris nightclub...
Nov 16th
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all time low - stay awake (dreams only last a night)
Nov 16th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-11-16)
Nov 16th
Meet the women who really do live in the past Joanne...
Nov 16th
sara palin shows off her gilf legs (via)
Nov 16th
minimal.
Nov 16th
Nov 16th
shitty.tk
Nov 16th
Artwork by Stephen Bliss, Senior Artist at Rockstar Games,...
Nov 16th
tumblrs gotta’ stay classy
Nov 16th

epic hangover

me: ugh, i feel so sick....i went to the gay bar last night.
andrew: oh no, you caught the gay??
Nov 16th
best of craigslist : INTELLIGENT, cultured,...
Nov 16th
Obama newspaper front page mosaic (via Neatorama)
Nov 16th
chiquita banana chandelier (via Neatorama)
Nov 16th
Warch Watch
that’s funny, i got my first period on my 14th birthday, on an airplane. i’ve never told...
Nov 16th

i don't wanna' talk about it.

what a shitty day :/
Nov 16th
lipslide horror: Chiclana, night skate horror ...
Nov 16th
Tons of new jewelry now available at Body Art! Steel,...
Nov 16th

i wish

mikey could sing. i can sing. well. husbando? not so much.
Nov 15th
Listen Listen
Oh, it is love From the first time I set my eyes up on yours Thinking oh, is it love? Oh dear ...
Nov 15th

s/n carlovely

what’s your goddamn ichat/aim name?
Nov 15th
doprah’s book club circa 2006 including: myself,...
Nov 15th

carlovely x iammattjordan text chat

Carlovely: Some old redneck just bought me a beer. Mamma don't want.
Matt: Tell him the Country Music Awards are on, he'll run out of there fast as hell!
Carlovely: Hahahahahahahaha. If you don't blog that i'll probably hurt you.
Nov 15th
i want a diet coke tattoo, and everyone thinks it’s a...
Nov 15th
i think we should start a tumblr amy winehouse death pool. ...
Nov 14th
in my living room. there’s a funny story about that...
Nov 14th
TOM’S - Women’s Wrap Boot ($120)
Nov 14th
Nov 14th

OMG DID YOU HEAR?!?!?

chip fuckin’ rules!!!!!!
Nov 14th
soon !
Nov 14th
Hey, thats Bec!?! Fucking Rad! (VIA:mistaobseen: PEEKASSO)
Nov 14th
i only work till five today, who’s gunna’ join...
Nov 14th
iammattjordan is a very big man who uses a very small font.
Nov 14th
pixelgirl presents is a good site to download icons &...
Nov 14th
this is my desktop the jim’s a babe edition.
Nov 14th
(via:flickr)
Nov 14th
Osama Bin Laden’s Senior Yearbook Page (via:holytaco)
Nov 14th
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(via:joygasm:sophiniesom)
Nov 14th
“On the left, a disembodied androgynous robotic head...
Nov 14th
oh brit ps- can i have your dress? thanks. ...
Nov 14th
i’m a fan of the olsen twins (don’t hate), but...
Nov 14th
(via timefortea)
Nov 14th
how did i know this was going to happen, hahaha. (via...
Nov 14th
who fuckin’ rules? CHIP FUCKIN’ RULES!
Nov 14th
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Totally Michael - Casual Satisfaction i’ve posted this before, but you can never get enough...
Nov 13th
S.O.S.[sinking bowl] is soup or serials bowl with a sinking...
Nov 13th
This 200-year-old vampire killing kit was recently sold at...
Nov 13th
“I’ve recently become obsessed with a rarely-viewed...
Nov 13th
now you can get that ‘whee, i’m popping...
Nov 13th
pregnant man is knocked up again. (via:ABC News)
Nov 13th
test your sexuality
Nov 13th
i hope one day this ends up being available in poster form,...
Nov 13th
i was wondering where the slew of new followers came from. ...
Nov 13th
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Taking Back Sunday - Liar (It Takes One To Know One) (via:iammattjordan)
Nov 13th
Listen Listen
m83 “Teen Angst” (via:drned)
Nov 13th
i’ve had a headache for a week straight. fuck that noise.
Nov 13th
look what i stumbled across. huey lewis + the office =...
Nov 13th
while i’m on the topic of babes, i may as well throw...
Nov 13th
no rly.
Nov 13th
tingles. srsly.
Nov 13th
question. have you seen the new blackberry touch...
Nov 13th
Warch Watch
“RjDj is an amazing little iPhone application that creates aleatoric music from ambient sound...
Nov 13th
a shoe & a sandal. a shandal? (via:sosupersam)
Nov 13th
hypercolor pillows! (via Geekologie)
Nov 13th
(via:folkinz)
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